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I have a question about noah's flood.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 3:32 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yeah, why didn't God just bring Noah and his family and all animals up to heaven before flooding the world? Or better yet, why bother even flooding the world and just make all people but Noah's family die? If God can flood the world he could just simply snap his fingers and make evil people's hearts stop beating.

Just like all the other bible stories, everything God does is so goddamn overly complicated.

Well, it appears to me that YHWH has a flair for doing things in the most horrifying ways imaginable.

Either that or the stories are bullshit.

Either way, I wouldn't want anything to do with his cults.
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I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 23, 2013 at 2:38 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 23, 2013 at 2:45 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 23, 2013 at 2:58 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 23, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 23, 2013 at 2:46 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 23, 2013 at 3:01 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cato - September 23, 2013 at 3:06 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Fruity - September 23, 2013 at 2:54 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cato - September 23, 2013 at 3:00 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 28, 2013 at 7:16 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 28, 2013 at 12:32 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 28, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 23, 2013 at 3:09 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by FallentoReason - September 23, 2013 at 3:19 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 23, 2013 at 4:04 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by FallentoReason - September 23, 2013 at 4:52 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Chas - September 25, 2013 at 8:47 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 23, 2013 at 8:40 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by FallentoReason - September 23, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 23, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 26, 2013 at 2:46 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 23, 2013 at 3:19 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brakeman - September 23, 2013 at 6:39 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 23, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 23, 2013 at 2:06 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 23, 2013 at 2:20 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 23, 2013 at 2:58 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Captain Colostomy - September 23, 2013 at 10:21 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by bladevalant546 - September 23, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 8:04 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 23, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 23, 2013 at 8:33 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 23, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Silver - September 23, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jiggerj - September 23, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 23, 2013 at 8:36 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 23, 2013 at 8:40 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 23, 2013 at 10:04 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 24, 2013 at 9:09 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by bladevalant546 - September 24, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by FallentoReason - September 24, 2013 at 9:58 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 24, 2013 at 10:08 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Drich - September 25, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 25, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 26, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 25, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 26, 2013 at 11:33 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Tonus - September 26, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 26, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 26, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 26, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 26, 2013 at 2:54 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 26, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 26, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 26, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by max-greece - September 26, 2013 at 3:08 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 26, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 26, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 26, 2013 at 3:16 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Angrboda - September 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 26, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Faith No More - September 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 26, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 26, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Doubting Thomas - September 26, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 26, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brian37 - September 26, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Jackalope - September 26, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 26, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by NoraBrimstone - September 26, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 26, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 26, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Airyaman - September 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 27, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 28, 2013 at 11:56 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 28, 2013 at 12:23 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 28, 2013 at 1:48 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 28, 2013 at 2:05 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 28, 2013 at 12:27 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 28, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 28, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Ryantology - September 28, 2013 at 2:59 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cyberman - September 28, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 28, 2013 at 3:57 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 28, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 28, 2013 at 5:47 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Lemonvariable72 - September 28, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - September 28, 2013 at 6:08 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brian37 - September 28, 2013 at 6:31 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 28, 2013 at 6:02 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cyberman - September 28, 2013 at 6:09 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by John V - September 29, 2013 at 8:15 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cyberman - September 28, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brian37 - September 28, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Cyberman - September 29, 2013 at 8:45 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 29, 2013 at 10:18 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 30, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brakeman - September 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Tonus - October 1, 2013 at 5:30 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Searching4truth - September 30, 2013 at 1:09 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Minimalist - September 30, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by downbeatplumb - September 30, 2013 at 1:30 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brakeman - October 1, 2013 at 7:37 am
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by ThomM - October 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brian37 - October 2, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - October 2, 2013 at 10:06 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Brian37 - October 2, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: I have a question about noah's flood. - by Bad Writer - October 2, 2013 at 10:16 pm

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