I have a question about noah's flood.

[Bad Writer]

Fuck your pseudo-intellectual quandry.

I want to know where all the fucking water went!

Into the oceans. Same amount of water can flood the world, or leave exposed land, depending on topography. YEC models typically have a single land mass before the flood, with tectonic action only happening during or after the flood. There were greater differences between the highest mountain and the lowest sea canyon after the flood than before.

This is beyond stupid. Even Statler Waldorf had to agree that the only possible solution to getting rid of all the water was to have god poof it out of existence.