So, it's Saturday afternoon and my wife is
going into the bedroom to take a nap. I told
her to get some rest and I gave her a gentle
kiss. She seemed grateful that I'd be so
agreeable to her napping during "our" time,
(we spend Saturdays together), and she
asked why I was so amiable toward her need.
I told her that I didn't mind her taking a
nap because it gives me a chance to watch
some atheist porn online. She chuckled,
and she asked "What's atheist porn?" I
told her that it's pretty much the same as
the porn that christians watch, but that when
the actors are cumming they cry out...
"OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD!"
My wife was laughing so hard she was
crying. I love my wife.
going into the bedroom to take a nap. I told
her to get some rest and I gave her a gentle
kiss. She seemed grateful that I'd be so
agreeable to her napping during "our" time,
(we spend Saturdays together), and she
asked why I was so amiable toward her need.
I told her that I didn't mind her taking a
nap because it gives me a chance to watch
some atheist porn online. She chuckled,
and she asked "What's atheist porn?" I
told her that it's pretty much the same as
the porn that christians watch, but that when
the actors are cumming they cry out...
"OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD! OH NO GOD!"
My wife was laughing so hard she was
crying. I love my wife.
