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Religions and Heresy
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RE: Religions and Heresy
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips
Cheerful Charlie

If I saw a man beating a tied up dog, I couldn't prove it was wrong, but I'd know it was wrong.
- Attributed to Mark Twain
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Religions and Heresy - by Michael Schubert - October 2, 2013 at 10:26 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Brian37 - October 2, 2013 at 10:47 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Michael Schubert - October 2, 2013 at 11:12 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Brian37 - October 2, 2013 at 11:52 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Minimalist - October 2, 2013 at 11:30 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Beta Ray Bill - October 2, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Minimalist - October 3, 2013 at 12:01 am
RE: Religions and Heresy - by Cheerful Charlie - October 7, 2013 at 11:50 pm
RE: Religions and Heresy - by freedomfromforum - October 8, 2013 at 2:19 am

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