The Star Wars films were written by someone with a very dirty mind:
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
"You're got something jammed in here real good."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?"
"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do anymore good back there!"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
"It's possible he came in through the South Entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
"Control! Control! You must learn control!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Rise, my friend!"
"Ah, yes. A Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's..."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
"I never knew I had it in me!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
"You're got something jammed in here real good."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?"
"Get clear, Wedge, you can't do anymore good back there!"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
"It's possible he came in through the South Entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
"Control! Control! You must learn control!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Rise, my friend!"
"Ah, yes. A Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's..."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else!"
"I never knew I had it in me!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
