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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers

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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers
October 16, 2013 at 7:00 pm
that I'm putting this one in politics!

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28183%29

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

His eyes welling up with tears, Sen. Cruz said, “I embarked on this crusade with a simple goal: to keep affordable health care out of the reach of ordinary, hard-working Americans. And while this battle was lost, that dream—that precious, cherished dream—will live on.”
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Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers - by Minimalist - October 16, 2013 at 7:00 pm

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