I simply cannot get over the fact that Ted Cruz bears an amazing resemblance to the infamous Chris-chan.
![[Image: Chris_Chan_Muscle_Bra_Gif_by_Capn_Basch.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=fc07.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Ff%2F2010%2F174%2F1%2F9%2FChris_Chan_Muscle_Bra_Gif_by_Capn_Basch.gif)
![[Image: Cruz2.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=blog.chron.com%2Ftxpotomac%2Ffiles%2F2013%2F03%2FCruz2.gif)
Ted even sounds like him, though he's a lot more articulate:
Ted Cruz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaND49lLEoc&html5=1
Chris-chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-12ug1cT0Q&html5=1
They're both Jesus-loving racist homophobes who think far too highly of themselves, so that works, too.
Ted even sounds like him, though he's a lot more articulate:
Ted Cruz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaND49lLEoc&html5=1
Chris-chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-12ug1cT0Q&html5=1
They're both Jesus-loving racist homophobes who think far too highly of themselves, so that works, too.
