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testing god - take 1

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testing god - take 1
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RE: testing god - take 1
October 18, 2013 at 10:34 pm
(October 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(October 18, 2013 at 4:41 pm)diego Wrote: i will take their holy cross off their altar and dip it a pile of steaming shit head first. then i'll leave it to dry and observe if god will perform miracles to wipe the shit off his face.

I keep reading this as "I'm going to show them that they're wrong by playing with poop and a cross."

Exactly. There must be plenty of other things you can do with a pile of steaming shit. Why waste your time, energy, and feces on a group of people who will not appreciate the subtlety of your gesture?
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testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 4:41 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cinjin - October 18, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by freedomfromforum - October 18, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by professor - October 18, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cinjin - October 18, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Minimalist - October 18, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Faith No More - October 18, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 18, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cyberman - October 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Simon Moon - October 18, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bucky Ball - October 18, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Doubting Thomas - October 21, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by rexbeccarox - October 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by JesusHChrist - October 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by rexbeccarox - October 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by professor - October 18, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Tonus - October 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Crossless1 - October 18, 2013 at 10:34 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bob Kelso - October 18, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Zazzy - October 21, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Rahul - October 18, 2013 at 11:52 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cato - October 19, 2013 at 1:07 am
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Drich - October 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Drich - October 21, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by StuW - October 21, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Tonus - October 21, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by LastPoet - October 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bob Kelso - October 21, 2013 at 3:25 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by max-greece - October 21, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by ThomM - October 21, 2013 at 7:36 pm

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