I had to swear on the dam thing in the coroners court about my sweet Sam. Nevr mind that the wole point was to deccide what to put on the death certfacte. Its the only bit of the while thing to make me feel even close to lauighing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'