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testing god - take 1

Poll: will i be punished by 'god'?
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yes, i will be punished by god
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no, i will survive
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testing god - take 1
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RE: testing god - take 1
October 21, 2013 at 1:11 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 1:07 am)cato123 Wrote: Pussy! You ask me my opinion on God's punishment. If you're serious about experimentation and consequence, here's what you do....

The next time your father in-law is lecturing, snort your hand from wrist to the end of your forefinger (look him in the eye while you do this to leave no doubt). Leave enough lung to inhale strongly at your fingernail. Exhale delightfully.

He should then ask you what the hell you are doing. You then get to tell him you are enjoying the sweet stink his daughter left on you earlier in the day.

If you follow my advice I can guarantee that 'God' will not be the topic of conversation.

Cato123,
thanks for your suggestion but i've expressed my disapproval to my father in-law already. You can bet that he will never set foot in my house again, nor will I his.
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testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 4:41 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cinjin - October 18, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by freedomfromforum - October 18, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by professor - October 18, 2013 at 5:25 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cinjin - October 18, 2013 at 5:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 5:46 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Minimalist - October 18, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Faith No More - October 18, 2013 at 6:23 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 18, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cyberman - October 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Simon Moon - October 18, 2013 at 8:11 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bucky Ball - October 18, 2013 at 10:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Doubting Thomas - October 21, 2013 at 2:24 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 5:30 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by rexbeccarox - October 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by JesusHChrist - October 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by rexbeccarox - October 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Fruity - October 18, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by professor - October 18, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Tonus - October 18, 2013 at 9:05 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Crossless1 - October 18, 2013 at 10:34 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bob Kelso - October 18, 2013 at 10:19 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Zazzy - October 21, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Rahul - October 18, 2013 at 11:52 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Cato - October 19, 2013 at 1:07 am
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Drich - October 21, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Drich - October 21, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by StuW - October 21, 2013 at 4:13 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by diego - October 21, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Tonus - October 21, 2013 at 4:08 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by LastPoet - October 21, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by Bob Kelso - October 21, 2013 at 3:25 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by max-greece - October 21, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: testing god - take 1 - by ThomM - October 21, 2013 at 7:36 pm

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