The Pope is such a nice guy

[CleanShavenJesus]

....nobody's addressed the fact that the Pope has a Harley collection?

I think that's fucking awesome.

I thought I made my sentiments clear.

I don't think it's awesome at all. I think it's pretty damn hypocritical for a guy to sit there and tell people to donate money to an organisation that clearly has too much, when he is sitting on thousands worth himself.

Alright, I get that it's the Catholic Church and they're evil and all that. But for fuck's sake, Francis has been the most liberal, most true-to-Christian-value Pope in decades. The guy is everything the other twats before him weren't. He's given up all the golden and majorly expensive "Pope gear", as I like to call the things he wears and sits in. He's forwarding all of the Vatican's staff's bonuses to charity (which totals to $7.8 million. An obnoxious amount of money, which is why it no longer goes to anybody). He's done more than this, but this is what I know off the top of my head.

I like the guy. He's probably the best kind of Pope you could ask for from the Catholic Church. And the dude rides Harleys. Badass.