(October 31, 2013 at 3:04 pm)Pretzel Logic Wrote: "While the Israelites were in the wilderness, a man was found gathering wood on the Sabbath day. Those who found him gathering wood brought him to Moses and Aaron and the whole assembly, and they kept him in custody, because it was not clear what should be done to him. Then the Lord said to Moses, 'The man must die. The whole assembly must stone him outside the camp.' So the assembly took him outside the camp and stoned him to death, as the Lord commanded Moses." -Numbers 15:32-36
Modern day rewrite...
"While the Christians were on the internet, a man was found stroking his wood on Sunday. Those who found him stroking his wood brought him to the pastor and elders and the whole church facebook page, and they viciously accused him, because of their sheer tribal ignorance. Then the Lord said to (any pastor USA), 'The man must get re-hab. The whole assembly must intervene for him outside the church.' So the mob kicked him out of the church and judged him as sinful, as the Lord commanded the pastor and staff" -Numbers 15:32-36
