Yahweh, the Devil, and Job

[themonkeyman]

The moral of the story of Job is this.
Once upon a time there was God and there was Job.
And they were happy.
The End.

WAIT!
...along comes shit-for-brains, anti-theist, God-hater, satan and he sticks his nose in where it isn't wanted. Everything was fine. But oh no! satan doesn't like happy bible folk. satan thinks humans don't need God. satan cant stand the fact that there is a Higher Authority. But he's too gutless to fight God.
And so he takes it out on a human being.

Erm.

Yeah he does - but with Gods permission! Wait even God put conditions basically 'Do what you like but dont kill him' or in english 'Make him suffer but dont kill him, keep him alive to feel the pain and anguish'

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The Book of Job reveals an extremely bizarre relationship between god and the devil that only our filthy apologists

Not looking for discussion, I see.

Why would he, I could take any book in the Bible and you will refute any argument I use.

You generally use the argument 'I have little faith' or 'Your not reading it in context' or some mindless bull shit.

See if I need you to translate the bible for me then God is pretty fucking stupid as it leaves me to believe you with your own opinions! because God clearly cant get people to write clear points down!.

Even if you do your apologetics on the bible theres 3 other christians here who will give a slighlty different view so please explain how God who is uniform and unchanging has a non-uniform and changing scripture.