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Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 5, 2013 at 1:11 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(December 4, 2013 at 5:28 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.

We're not asking you to. Join us in the celebration that your fellow sheep is in heaven sucking Jesus' dick.
Isn't that what it's all about?? Getting your eternal reward after you've fleeced the stupid here on earth?

I mean how awesome for this scumbag you're trying so desperately to avoid verbally defending -- he lived like a king here on earth and now he gets to be rich in heaven forever and ever as well.

Think how awesome it'll be when you can join him on your knees covered in the spooge of christ.

Protein shakes forever Lion!!



We KNOW you would NEVER rejoice in the death of an atheist! You're FAR too good a person for that!

...but come on, you can celebrate your fellow sheeps arrival into the heavenly presence of jesus right? I mean dying IS the ultimate reward for you sheep.

Some groups of christians are literally waiting to be able to ride that cock, you know. The men are supposed to pretend they're women so no homo, meaning they probably get vaginas in heaven.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken - by Chad32 - December 5, 2013 at 10:28 am

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