Clearly, the correct response to ol' Sheikh Yerbooty there is that the problem isn't with his cats or his uncovered meat. It's with the person who considers women to be meat that needs to be covered so as not to arouse the desires of predators. He must have borrowed the "blame the victim" card from the rapist priests.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'