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God says “Love me or die”

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RE: God says “Love me or die”

February 13, 2010 at 12:22 am

(February 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: And what happens if you don't love him in return?

Then he does what any good parent would do. He throws them in the furnace and walks away.

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God says “Love me or die” - by Mr Camel - February 12, 2010 at 4:34 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by BioLogos - February 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Mr Camel - February 12, 2010 at 5:03 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 5:20 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 5:43 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2010 at 11:08 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 13, 2010 at 12:22 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by BioLogos - February 12, 2010 at 5:30 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Mr Camel - February 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 6:07 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by BioLogos - February 12, 2010 at 6:36 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Mr Camel - February 12, 2010 at 6:26 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 6:39 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 6:36 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Mr Camel - February 12, 2010 at 6:51 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 6:55 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Autumnlicious - February 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by BioLogos - February 12, 2010 at 8:02 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 8:02 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 8:04 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 8:10 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 8:25 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 8:37 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 8:44 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 8:46 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 9:02 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 9:18 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 12, 2010 at 9:50 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 11:01 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 13, 2010 at 5:44 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Purple Rabbit - February 13, 2010 at 7:19 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2010 at 9:58 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 13, 2010 at 10:11 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2010 at 10:33 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 12, 2010 at 9:37 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 11:19 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2010 at 11:29 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 12, 2010 at 11:32 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2010 at 11:48 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 13, 2010 at 12:52 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 13, 2010 at 4:37 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2010 at 10:21 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 13, 2010 at 10:25 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2010 at 10:37 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 13, 2010 at 10:35 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2010 at 10:45 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 13, 2010 at 10:38 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 12:11 am

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RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 13, 2010 at 10:53 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 12:05 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 12:11 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 12:31 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 12:35 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 12:52 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 12:40 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 12:58 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 12:57 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 1:06 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 1:00 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 1:26 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 1:10 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 14, 2010 at 10:07 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 14, 2010 at 1:38 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2010 at 7:21 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by downbeatplumb - February 14, 2010 at 6:17 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Welsh cake - February 14, 2010 at 11:33 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 16, 2010 at 9:02 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 16, 2010 at 10:22 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Watson - February 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Autumnlicious - February 16, 2010 at 7:13 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by downbeatplumb - February 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Welsh cake - February 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 17, 2010 at 12:17 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 17, 2010 at 4:35 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 17, 2010 at 6:05 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 17, 2010 at 6:12 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 17, 2010 at 6:25 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 17, 2010 at 6:52 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 17, 2010 at 7:01 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 17, 2010 at 6:58 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 17, 2010 at 7:20 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 17, 2010 at 8:47 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 17, 2010 at 1:34 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 18, 2010 at 11:05 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 18, 2010 at 5:43 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 19, 2010 at 3:31 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 19, 2010 at 4:35 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Tiberius - February 19, 2010 at 10:49 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 19, 2010 at 10:32 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Zen Badger - February 21, 2010 at 1:20 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 19, 2010 at 10:57 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tavarish - February 19, 2010 at 5:37 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Rhizomorph13 - February 19, 2010 at 5:40 pm

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 21, 2010 at 2:51 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Xyster - February 22, 2010 at 2:22 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 22, 2010 at 2:29 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 22, 2010 at 2:42 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 4:09 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 22, 2010 at 4:35 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 4:54 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by tackattack - February 22, 2010 at 3:04 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 22, 2010 at 4:08 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 22, 2010 at 5:07 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 5:28 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Violet - February 22, 2010 at 5:57 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 6:33 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by Darwinian - February 22, 2010 at 9:09 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by fr0d0 - February 22, 2010 at 10:18 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by theVOID - February 22, 2010 at 10:24 am

RE: God says “Love me or die” - by downbeatplumb - February 23, 2010 at 3:22 pm

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