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Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
(December 6, 2013 at 8:49 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(December 5, 2013 at 3:59 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: One thing I'm certain about heaven. Nobody can be certain about heaven. I'm pretty sure it's not going to involve either clouds or harps or the resurrection of the body.

...But it will definitely be a gated community with streets of gold right?

<raising arm for a spirited high-five>










primitives - all of 'em - just fucking idiot primitives [Image: Cherna-facepalm.gif]

I suspect gold streets would be impractical. Apart from the dangers of glare on sunny days, it would have a ruinous effect on the celestial economy.

I dimly recall a golden throne in the bible. That would make the big seat the equivalent of being made of tarmac.

But gates? Totally Wink
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken - by Jacob(smooth) - December 7, 2013 at 9:32 am

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