You can't beat a bit of bear mauling.
23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria."
Those crazy bears!
11 If two men are fighting with each other—a man and his fellow Israelite—and the wife of one of them gets into the fight, trying to save her husband from his attacker and does so by reaching out and grabbing his genitals, 12 you must cut off her hand. Show no mercy.
I love this one. I can only think this must have happened often enough that they had to have a fixed rule for it.
"hey rabbi, Jacobs wife grabbed me by the family jewels while we were having a fight"
"what again?! This is Bullshit right here! If someone doesn't codify some sort of guideline for how we handle this sort of situation we're going to have a real problem! "
Then there was a bright light...
23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria."
Those crazy bears!
11 If two men are fighting with each other—a man and his fellow Israelite—and the wife of one of them gets into the fight, trying to save her husband from his attacker and does so by reaching out and grabbing his genitals, 12 you must cut off her hand. Show no mercy.
I love this one. I can only think this must have happened often enough that they had to have a fixed rule for it.
"hey rabbi, Jacobs wife grabbed me by the family jewels while we were having a fight"
"what again?! This is Bullshit right here! If someone doesn't codify some sort of guideline for how we handle this sort of situation we're going to have a real problem! "
Then there was a bright light...
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
