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[JesusHChrist]

StrongWaters -

Have you considered giving yourself to Satan?

Follow this process and say the following prayer to the Dark Lord!

http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpenti...TANIC.html

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, StrongWaters renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

Might be fun! Give it a go!