God says “Love me or die”

[Zen Badger]

because god always works through she bears in the OT There's more pillars of fire and lightning in the OT but you pick the one passage that finds 2 bears eating children. There's a period between his curse and his observation of bears eating children. He didn't praise God for it afterwards either, like he did every other time God showed his awesome salt pillar powers. You atheists and your crazy bible quotes

Well that's ok then.

The pause between the curse and the children being eaten means it's alright.