How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus!

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How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus!

Whateverist

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RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus!

December 23, 2013 at 8:11 pm

Keep your penis to yourself?

Get a massive circumcision?

No wait, just cop to being a sinner. Bawl your eyes out while proclaiming you leave it in the lord's hands.

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How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by TaraJo - December 23, 2013 at 8:08 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Whateverist - December 23, 2013 at 8:11 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Captain Colostomy - December 23, 2013 at 8:18 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by EgoRaptor - December 23, 2013 at 8:39 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by TaraJo - December 23, 2013 at 8:50 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Brakeman - December 23, 2013 at 11:45 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Minimalist - December 23, 2013 at 10:53 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Jackalope - December 23, 2013 at 11:19 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Ksa - December 23, 2013 at 11:23 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Godschild - December 24, 2013 at 12:47 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by orangebox21 - December 24, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Faith No More - December 24, 2013 at 3:26 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Esquilax - December 24, 2013 at 3:34 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Zen Badger - December 24, 2013 at 4:11 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 24, 2013 at 4:46 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Brakeman - December 24, 2013 at 1:01 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by TaraJo - December 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by là bạn điên - December 24, 2013 at 2:21 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Justtristo - December 24, 2013 at 3:07 am

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Doubting Thomas - December 24, 2013 at 12:58 pm

RE: How do you avoid being held responsible for rape: Jesus! - by Doubting Thomas - December 24, 2013 at 1:08 pm

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