How a Republican attempts to reach out to people younger than 50

[Ryantology]

I just want you to note that the first one is something somebody was actually paid real American dollars to create, and while that investment paid off with the design genius who took care to note the use of Comic Sans font, perhaps Steve Stockman should have purchased the Gold Package, which would have included the consultation of linguistics scholars from Carver Elementary School in order to ensure the proper doge syntax was used, making for a more authentic expression of internet memery and the intended impression that young people who hip to the information superhighway are loud in support for economic policies which will ensure that their continued slide into crushing poverty helps add a new zero on some C.E.O.s next annual bonus.

If only they'd joined forces with the typographically-lazy second guy.