A man with no arms or legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach. Three women; one from from England, one from Wales, and one from Scotland, were walking past, and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No." So she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been fucked laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No."
She said, "Aye, well, ya will be when the tide comes in."
The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No." So she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been fucked laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No."
She said, "Aye, well, ya will be when the tide comes in."
