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Have a good religion joke?
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
A grandmother is watching her grandchild play at the beach, when a huge wave comes and takes the kid out to sea. She pleads "Dear God, save my only grandson, I beg of you, please bring him back."

A big wave comes and washes the boy back on the shore, good as new.

The grandmother looks up to heaven and says "He had a hat!"


Jews don't recognize Jesus
Protestants don't recognize the pope
Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by AngelaRachnid - February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by BethK - June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by JohnDG - June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Regens Küchl - June 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Statler Waldorf - June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Cinjin - June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am

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