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Have a good religion joke?

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Have a good religion joke?
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Jesus is hanging on the cross with his disciples gathered around. Jesus moans out, "Paul... Paul..."

"Yes, my lord?"

Jesus moans, "Paul... Paul..."

Paul cries out, "I am here, my lord!"

Jesus moans, "Come closer... come closer..."

Paul rushes to the bottom of the cross.

"Yes, my lord! What is it?"

Jesus says, "I can see your house from up here."
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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Have a good religion joke?

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Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by AngelaRachnid - February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by BethK - June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by JohnDG - June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Regens Küchl - June 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Statler Waldorf - June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Cinjin - June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am

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