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Have a good religion joke?
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
St Peter is out walking on the clouds one day and spots god sitting on the edge of one looking a bit down, So Peter being the helpful chap goes over to see if he can assit, and finds that god cannot decide where to go on his holidays. so offers some help;

Peter: "how about venus ?"
God: "naw to hot"
Peter: "Ok Saturn?"
God: "naw the rings give me a headache"
Peter: "Mars?"
God: "to cold"
Peter: "I know what about earth, you haven't been there in a while?"
God: " KNOW WAY, last time i went there i got some bitch knocked up and the bastards are still talking about it"
EE WA EE WA, WIGGY WIGGY WIGGY, PLUNGA A PLUNGA A
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Have a good religion joke?

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Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by AngelaRachnid - February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by BethK - June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by JohnDG - June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Regens Küchl - June 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Statler Waldorf - June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Cinjin - June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am

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