A man goes to his priest and asks if the church can conduct a funeral for his recently deceased dog. The priest is aghast. "Why, we could never allow the sanctity of the church to be sullied by conducting funerals for dogs! That's outrageous! How could you even ask us to do such a thing?"
The man is embarrassed and looks down. "Forgive me, father. I didn't realize the church was so opposed to such a thing. But just so you know, I wasn't expecting the church to do it for nothing. I was going to donate $10,000 for the service."
The priest's face lights up, "Well, now! You didn't tell me the dog was Catholic!"
The man is embarrassed and looks down. "Forgive me, father. I didn't realize the church was so opposed to such a thing. But just so you know, I wasn't expecting the church to do it for nothing. I was going to donate $10,000 for the service."
The priest's face lights up, "Well, now! You didn't tell me the dog was Catholic!"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
