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"WHAT" sacrifice
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RE: "WHAT" sacrifice
January 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(January 10, 2014 at 5:05 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Funny u say that.. I waiting for someone to bring up job... ready indeeeeed!!!


My position varies.
Moondays and Tiwsdays I believe that Jehovah made the universe and wants me to obey his bronze age users guide. Generally I don't do it and this will probably make Him mad.
Wodinsdays and Thorsdays I believe that He was just bored enough to make the bible a gullibility test and will award points to anyone who acts in a way contrary to His will just to spice up his reality show watching. I still act against his edicts, but in this case it makes him happy.
Saturnsdays and Sundays I believe that, as a being of essentially infinite knowledge and power, he is so beyond understanding that whatever I do it is a crap shoot as to whether it is pleasing to Him or not.
Friadays I just lie a lot.
What part of ineffable don't you understand.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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"WHAT" sacrifice

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"WHAT" sacrifice - by truthBtold - January 10, 2014 at 4:51 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Minimalist - January 10, 2014 at 4:59 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by xr34p3rx - January 10, 2014 at 5:00 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by truthBtold - January 10, 2014 at 5:05 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by JuliaL - January 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by truthBtold - January 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Cinjin - January 10, 2014 at 5:32 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Chad32 - January 10, 2014 at 5:56 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Cinjin - January 10, 2014 at 6:08 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by StoryBook - January 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by xr34p3rx - January 10, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Minimalist - January 10, 2014 at 7:02 pm
RE: "WHAT" sacrifice - by Ryantology - January 10, 2014 at 7:32 pm

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