RE: Possibly the worst list of reasons in the world.
January 10, 2014 at 9:24 pm
(This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 9:28 pm by Chad32.)
1: I know the bible exists too! I just don't believe the supernatural claims that it makes. We know it's true because god is infallible, and we know he is because the bible says he is. Also I'm the sexiest man in the world, and I never lie. You know I never lie because I said I never lie.
2: Oh my god, if Europeans came to America, why are there still Europeans!? Also how did breathing into a clay golem give it flesh, blood, and bone?
3: Space has always been there. It's eternal.
4: The bible mentions talking animals. Also I could go on about all the things wrong with the Noah's Ark story. Why didn't they freeze to death or suffocate when the waters rose above Mount Everest? What did they eat after the flood, when everything was dead? especially the predators?
Dude, you're not even on the same board as us.
2: Oh my god, if Europeans came to America, why are there still Europeans!? Also how did breathing into a clay golem give it flesh, blood, and bone?
3: Space has always been there. It's eternal.
4: The bible mentions talking animals. Also I could go on about all the things wrong with the Noah's Ark story. Why didn't they freeze to death or suffocate when the waters rose above Mount Everest? What did they eat after the flood, when everything was dead? especially the predators?
Dude, you're not even on the same board as us.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
