Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark

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Ron Wyatt was the biggest pile of shit - prior to Ham and Hovind - but even those two jerkoffs never claimed to have actually found every fucking stupid holy relic in the bible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Wyatt

Wyatt's fellow evangelicals have also been critical: Answers in Genesis called Wyatt's claims "fraudulent,"

And when a pack of sleazy shitty scumbags like AIG calls you fraudulent it is pretty clear that you are a fraud. No one knows one better than they!