CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"

[Cinjin]

If this happened ...

What do you mean "IF" this happened? Is it your gods words or not?!? You filthy apologists always want it both ways: It really happened when you can find a way to defend it, or it didn't really happen when you can't find a way to defend it. Scumbags.

... the people who were resurrected could not have been dead long.

Adding text to the Bible yet again there drich? You got that lie all worked out? Because the bible doesn't say anything about how long they were dead. Are you saying that you dickless god does not have the power to bring OLD corpses back to life?

Which means the only people who would have been able to account for death were close family members

More interpretation from a filthy apologist. Sorry pal, that's not what it says. It says they were seen BY MANY!!!

(they did not issue death certificates back then.) which I turn means any accounts of a recently dead person coming back would have been quickly dismissed by non believers as the family being mistaken that they were dead. It's not like they were all crucified.

Bible doesn't say ANY OF THAT you liar. In fact, it seams pretty god damn reasonable that a corpse being brought back to life would have a LOT to say about where he's been and the "all powerful" genie that woke him up. Whats even better is that your entire post never even addresses the glaring fact that no one in real history can account for all these zombies walking around. No Jesus, no saints, nada.

Matthew simple recorded the information he was privy too.

Finally the truth ... sort of.

Someone likely using the name, Matthew, heavily embellished an urban myth and wrote down the information he was privy to: a silly fictitious story made up by superstitious primitives trying to invent a "new" religion.


Gullible fools - all of you.