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I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible"
(January 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm)No_God Wrote: I've always been an atheist. That's why my grandmother bought me this stupid little Teen Study Bible for Christmas in 99, one year after I told her I didn't believe in God or Jesus. I was 13 years old.

The quote is about sex...

"Physical hunger can easily be satisfied by eating some food. However, the sex drive isn't like hunger, and intercourse isn't a ham sandwich."

Wow, that was so insightful, guys. I hope you get as much out of that as I did.

Apparently if you sit on your hand til it goes numb then make a sandwich, it makes it feel like someone else is making it for you.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: I would like to share a little quote from my 1999 "Teen Study Bible" - by Jacob(smooth) - January 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm

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