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Does Satan work for God?

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RE: Does Satan work for God?

January 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm

I could rape one of his daughters then give him 30 shekels and then because god said it's ok, he'll be fine with it.

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Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 7:30 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by houseofcantor - January 22, 2014 at 7:37 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 7:39 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 9:02 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 22, 2014 at 9:09 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Neo-Scholastic - January 23, 2014 at 8:29 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 9:36 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by themonkeyman - January 23, 2014 at 8:25 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Alex K - January 22, 2014 at 8:12 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 22, 2014 at 8:54 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Marvin - January 22, 2014 at 9:14 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 10:06 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 10:18 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 10:46 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by ThePinsir - January 22, 2014 at 11:01 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 10:58 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 22, 2014 at 11:50 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 22, 2014 at 12:24 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Darkstar - January 22, 2014 at 12:21 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by BrokenQuill92 - January 22, 2014 at 12:33 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 22, 2014 at 12:59 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by max-greece - January 22, 2014 at 12:55 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 23, 2014 at 7:07 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Gawdzilla - January 22, 2014 at 2:30 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by themonkeyman - January 23, 2014 at 8:44 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 23, 2014 at 11:32 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by WesOlsen - January 22, 2014 at 3:24 pm

Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 24, 2014 at 9:27 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Alex K - January 24, 2014 at 9:47 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 25, 2014 at 7:34 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - January 23, 2014 at 11:43 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 24, 2014 at 12:07 am

Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 24, 2014 at 8:32 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 24, 2014 at 10:20 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by LostLocke - January 24, 2014 at 9:34 am

Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 24, 2014 at 2:32 pm

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RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 9:21 am

Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 10:36 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Drich - January 25, 2014 at 12:42 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 10:52 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Cinjin - January 25, 2014 at 11:23 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 1:04 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 8:25 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - January 25, 2014 at 8:33 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Ryantology - January 25, 2014 at 8:36 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 25, 2014 at 9:48 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - January 25, 2014 at 10:17 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Godschild - January 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by houseofcantor - January 27, 2014 at 2:22 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Zen Badger - February 7, 2014 at 8:18 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - February 7, 2014 at 8:37 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by EvolutionKills - February 11, 2014 at 2:34 am

Re: RE: Does Satan work for God? - by KUSA - January 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by MitchBenn - January 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Sword of Christ - February 7, 2014 at 9:01 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Crossless1 - February 7, 2014 at 9:06 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by truthBtold - February 7, 2014 at 9:07 am

RE: Does Satan work for God? - by Sword of Christ - February 7, 2014 at 9:43 am

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