A Greek and an Italian are arguing about which of their 2 cultures has contributed more to humanity.
The Greek says the Parthenon.
The Italian counters with the Colosseum.
The Greek says Socrates.
The Italian counters with Pliny.
The Greek says the 3 types of column.
The Italian counters with concrete.
Back and forth they go for hours.
Eventually, almost worn out the Greek suddenly has a moment of inspiration and declares:
"Well - we invented sex."
The Italian replies:
"Yes, this is true - but we came up with the idea of involving women."
The Greek says the Parthenon.
The Italian counters with the Colosseum.
The Greek says Socrates.
The Italian counters with Pliny.
The Greek says the 3 types of column.
The Italian counters with concrete.
Back and forth they go for hours.
Eventually, almost worn out the Greek suddenly has a moment of inspiration and declares:
"Well - we invented sex."
The Italian replies:
"Yes, this is true - but we came up with the idea of involving women."
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
