A teacher says to her young class, "Today, class, we're going to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Who wants to go first?"
Little Susie puts her hand up and says, "My dad got the 'flu and he wasn't allowed to go to work because it's very contagious."
"Very good, Susie. Who wants to go next?"
Kelly in the third row puts her hand up and says, "I was watching a TV show about the Ebola virus and they said it's very contagious."
"Very good Kelly."
Then little Johhny in the back row sticks up his hand and says, "The other night my Dad and I went for a walk and we saw a little old many painting a big house with a small paintbrush."
"And?" asked the teacher.
"And my Dad nudged me and said, 'That'll take the old contagious!'"
Little Susie puts her hand up and says, "My dad got the 'flu and he wasn't allowed to go to work because it's very contagious."
"Very good, Susie. Who wants to go next?"
Kelly in the third row puts her hand up and says, "I was watching a TV show about the Ebola virus and they said it's very contagious."
"Very good Kelly."
Then little Johhny in the back row sticks up his hand and says, "The other night my Dad and I went for a walk and we saw a little old many painting a big house with a small paintbrush."
"And?" asked the teacher.
"And my Dad nudged me and said, 'That'll take the old contagious!'"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
