What's your poison?

[Rev. Rye]

If I could stand the taste of alcohol, I'd probably drink some Trappist beer; we owe it to them, since Trappists make what is considered to be the best beers in the world and they're the part of the Catholic clergy least likely to molest children. I tried some Rochefort 6 and it was the most enjoyable experience I've had with alcohol in my life. Granted, it still tasted horrible, but it tasted less horrible than all the other alcohol I've tried. Either that or some Bacardi.

And now I wish I could find a clip from the episode of MASH where Hawkeye gives his recipe for the perfect dry martini: take six jiggers of gin and drink them while staring at a picture of Leonard Schwartz, inventor of vermouth.

And cue protests from Thesummerqueen about how "GIN. IS. DISGUSTING." in three... two... one...