My biological father, who wasn't religious himself, left me his bible (I think KJV), when he died in 1990. I keep forgetting I have it. I did try reading it a few months ago, but I started to have a stroke by page 3. I do need to give it another try, just for the lulz of this thread.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
