I'd like to echo Alex's sentiment, not taking everything so seriously might help. (And as an introvert I say fuck people, I have all the company I need in my own head.)
But to answer the question in the heading, no, there is no such thing. Friendship is like any other relationship, you have to take the whole package, but only you can decide what you will put up with from your friends. Take mine for instance. One is quite egocentric and can be callous at times, another talks too much and doesn't know when to leave when visiting and a third is boisterous and somewhat obnoxious. But they are mine friends and I love them dearly, their faults are nothing compared to the good they offer.
But to answer the question in the heading, no, there is no such thing. Friendship is like any other relationship, you have to take the whole package, but only you can decide what you will put up with from your friends. Take mine for instance. One is quite egocentric and can be callous at times, another talks too much and doesn't know when to leave when visiting and a third is boisterous and somewhat obnoxious. But they are mine friends and I love them dearly, their faults are nothing compared to the good they offer.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura