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Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible?
RE: Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible?
(February 26, 2014 at 5:39 am)pocaracas Wrote: Guys... I keep telling you... MAGIC!!
The inside of the boat was much more spacious than the outside appearance would make you think.
The waters around the boat were unusually calm and... viscous, thus countering all the animal movements.
Also, the feeding of animals was constantly supplied from the room of inexhaustible food.
The excrements flowed through a very complex... **AHEM*** magical** AHEM** system which maintained the whole vessel squeaky clean.

Afterwards, all animals kept a healthy dose of fat which enabled them to resume their previous locations on the globe... with ease... And, if fat wasn't enough, then magical fat was introduced.

It takes a hell of a lot of magic to make it look like all these animals just evolved where we see them today, but that's how it was done... It must be.

Oh I think you are dumbing down the magic here:

The hiding of all the evidence that the flood ever happened.
The keeping of all the fresh water species alive in this deluge of salt water.
The hiding of the evidence that all species date back about 6,000 years to a single pair in the genome.
The maintaining of all of the predators once out of ark until such time as the prey animals had replenished their stocks.
and the biggest magic of all:

The existence of Christians who believe this story to be a literal account of what actually happens despite all evidence to the contrary.

Now that is MAGIC!!
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible? - by catman - February 15, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible? - by Lek - February 17, 2014 at 10:18 pm
RE: Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible? - by Lek - February 21, 2014 at 10:07 pm
RE: Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible? - by Lek - February 21, 2014 at 11:34 pm
RE: Why are other civilizations ignored in the Bible? - by max-greece - February 26, 2014 at 6:28 am

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