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Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?
(March 2, 2014 at 2:32 pm)bluemonday Wrote: Also, how is it even possible that the bears caught ALL 42 of these kids? If two bears came out of nowhere and began to attack your group, wouldn't you run for safety?

The bears would have to be pretty bloody quick to kill 21 each before any of them had time to flee in terror. And we all know fear makes you run fast.

Simple. Magical sky wizard bears.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy? - by Faith No More - March 2, 2014 at 2:52 pm

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