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What happens to your pets after you're raptured?

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What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 12:52 pm)TaraJo Wrote: This is a wonderful business plan.

When the Christians are all raptured, they're going to leave their pets behind. This should be a problem for them. After all, they care about Fido and Fluffy, right? But who's going to take care of them after the rapture hits? Clearly it's going to be sudden and they won't know about it, so they won't really have time to set everything up.

The answer is simple: after the rapture pet care service. Us atheists will take care of the pets for them, so they can enjoy the afterlife without having to worry about their poor pet not being taken care of. We don't have to worry about being raptured, do we?

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

I'm gonna sign up to be a pet care taker. I wonder if I'll get paid for this Thinking
Is this actually for real?!
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured? - by Jacob(smooth) - March 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm

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