Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?

[Bad Writer]

Only easier if you're an inept clown.

A truly intelligent deity would have gone for the moral option.

This still makes your god a total cunt.

If 'my God' had bears rip "42 sweet innocent little children" apart just for making fun of some bald guy, what will he do to people who curse Him directly? Or is that the problem? You see an unbending standard for what you think is the purest of the pure, and you know you do not compare... So again what awaits you if you go to God without attonement?

I don't know, but here's a thought: let's figure out if there's a god first before we start doling out imaginary punishments.