Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?

[Ksa]

I hate to admit this but I often tell off God with pornographic insults when I wake up in the morning. I can't enter into details here due to the respect I have for these fine ladies&gentlemen but it can get very graphic also! With gestures! Twisting hand motion and you know...fun stuff. What I can say for sure is that the persons who wrote that passage in the Bible did not have any hair, and no hair replacing technology was there to help them!

When I think about how much fun Satan has with those prostitutes of Ezikiel chapter 23, I say to myself, what a loser that God must be. If I was God, those women would have the first ticket into my kingdom. The men I punish and send to Hell should never have those! What punishment would that be for them? What punishment would that be for Satan!? For betraying me. I send him...fuck gear? How illogical.