Why did God murder children for making fun of a bald guy?

[Bad Writer]

:yawn:

The swine snorts, the fool sneers, the boring yawns.

Boring, tired platitudes make people yawn, not being boring, you moron.

The pig flies, the clown frowns, and the excellent is excellent.

See? I can say a whole lot of nothing as well. It's easy when you let your brain fall out.

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Oh, so your religion is the right one because it's old and it says nice stuff? You do know that there are a bunch of other religions that are older and way more peaceful, right? Buddhism, for example.

[...snip...] Christianity gives man a key-idea that opposes these illusions, so that he can find the truth in himself. [snippity snip] Despite its methodological differences, the Buddhist vision actually reinforces the truth of Christianity; [snip, snap and away]

Great. Two falsities that uphold and maintain each other. That's the kind of stuff you can and will expect in fantasy world. It's like saying the Force maintains its balance by having a Light and Dark side. Buddy, both world religion and the Force from Star Wars, as far as we can tell, are utterly bogus, but at least the latter is more enjoyable.

You're new here, so you don't quite know how this all works. Merely saying that Christianity is true is not going to change anyone's mind, and constantly repeating yourself makes you look like a damn fool. You know what we like around these here parts? Demonstrable evidence. Please demonstrate that, first, there is a god, and after that you need to show that it is the Christian god. All this other stuff such as scripture and conversion can come afterwards.