(March 7, 2014 at 1:01 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Awesome! I have some questions.
I welcome any and all questions!
Quote:Were the holes in Jesus's hands any good for wanking? He was male, so he obviously tried. Does the Bible mention how that went?
Jesus had much more important things to attend to in His time on earth.
Quote:When Jesus died, just how many zombies rose from their grave?
Jesus was never a zombie, His rebirth is apart from anything that is "zombie-ish".
Quote:How did a snake learn to talk in Eden?
How do all animals talk?
Quote:Why did Jesus steal that horse? Does that mean I can steal a car "for the lord"?
He did not steal it. He borrowed it. The owners were more than happy to let Jesus ride the horse.
~ Miss Meng