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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
March 13, 2014 at 12:02 am
My wife always says, "God bless you" to me, so I always feel obligated to say it when she sneezes. The thing is she has severe allergies and often goes into sneezing fits. I learned very early on to wait for that last sneeze before I say anything. One time she had a fit in public, and this lady kept saying, "bless you" with every one and gave me weird glances like I was an asshole for not saying it.

I hate stupid cultural obligations.
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What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Fromper - March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Weewah - March 12, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Faith No More - March 13, 2014 at 12:02 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Darth - March 13, 2014 at 3:12 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 3:37 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 18, 2014 at 5:20 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by tor - March 14, 2014 at 4:07 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Cato - March 14, 2014 at 4:45 pm

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