(March 13, 2014 at 12:02 am)Faith No More Wrote: My wife always says, "God bless you" to me, so I always feel obligated to say it when she sneezes. The thing is she has severe allergies and often goes into sneezing fits. I learned very early on to wait for that last sneeze before I say anything. One time she had a fit in public, and this lady kept saying, "bless you" with every one and gave me weird glances like I was an asshole for not saying it.I usually say something on the first one or two, then joke about how they're over their quota if they hit more than three.
I hate stupid cultural obligations.

That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.