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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
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RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 13, 2014 at 12:02 am)Faith No More Wrote: My wife always says, "God bless you" to me, so I always feel obligated to say it when she sneezes. The thing is she has severe allergies and often goes into sneezing fits. I learned very early on to wait for that last sneeze before I say anything. One time she had a fit in public, and this lady kept saying, "bless you" with every one and gave me weird glances like I was an asshole for not saying it.

I hate stupid cultural obligations.
I usually say something on the first one or two, then joke about how they're over their quota if they hit more than three. Tongue It's polite, without getting redundant.
That's MISTER Godless Vegetarian Tree Hugging Hippie Liberal to you.
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What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Fromper - March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Weewah - March 12, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Fromper - March 13, 2014 at 12:30 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Darth - March 13, 2014 at 3:12 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 13, 2014 at 3:54 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 3:37 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Tonus - March 18, 2014 at 5:20 am
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by fr0d0 - March 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by tor - March 14, 2014 at 4:07 pm
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes? - by Cato - March 14, 2014 at 4:45 pm

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