RE: Can I talk about weird shit at this forum?
March 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(March 14, 2014 at 5:58 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Think you can top that?
Once upon a time, Xenu, the overlord for this section of the galaxy, had a problem....it was becoming overpopulated.
So, he decided to get as many citizens as possible to show up for a tax audit. But! It was a trick! He froze them (billions of them) with ethylene glycol, transported their frozen bodies to Earth in space planes, stacked the bodies around volcanoes like firewood and then set up nuclear bombs in the volcanoes! BOOM!
It will cost you $500 to learn what happens next.
Paypal cheerfully accepted.