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Jokes
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Jokes
You know why I want to work in a nursing Home?
Because I like vegetables!

You know what you do after you eat a vegetable? You put the bones back in the wheelchair!

You know what's good on Pizza but bad on Pussy? Crust!

You know how you make homemade Holy Water?
Boil the Hell out of it!
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Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 17, 2014 at 9:55 pm
RE: Jokes - by Kayenneh - March 17, 2014 at 10:08 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 12:48 pm
RE: Jokes - by downbeatplumb - March 18, 2014 at 3:09 pm
RE: Jokes - by Silver - March 18, 2014 at 12:48 pm
RE: Jokes - by Marsellus Wallace - March 18, 2014 at 12:52 pm
RE: Jokes - by Marsellus Wallace - March 18, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 8:26 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 18, 2014 at 9:55 pm
RE: Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - March 19, 2014 at 6:00 pm
RE: Jokes - by Jacob(smooth) - March 19, 2014 at 6:24 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 19, 2014 at 8:56 pm
RE: Jokes - by Napoléon - March 19, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 19, 2014 at 7:13 pm
RE: Jokes - by Doubting Thomas - March 20, 2014 at 2:48 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 22, 2014 at 6:56 pm
RE: Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 22, 2014 at 8:59 pm
RE: Jokes - by Crossless1 - March 24, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: Jokes - by Phatt Matt s - March 25, 2014 at 6:37 pm

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