(March 17, 2014 at 9:55 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: You know what's good on Pizza but bad on Pussy? Crust!
Ooh, that one made me cringe!
A mathematician, an engineer and an economist were interviewed for a job. One of the questions that came up was: "How much is 2+2?" The mathematician answered: "Four. Always four." The engineer said: "4. Plus minus 1%." When the economist heard the question, he looked suspiciously around, went to the window and closed the blind, then whispered: "What do you want it to be?"
A cop stopped by the highway when he found a naked man bound to a tree. The man cried of relief, explaining to the officer how a hitchhiker he picked up had threatened him at gunpoint, raped him and stolen his car. The cop was silent for a moment, then he proceeded to unbuckle his belt and said: "You know son, this is not your day..."
A farmer and his pal were rounding up the sheep, when they found an ewe stuck in a fence.
"This is too good an opportunity to pass up on!", said the farmer and proceeded to fuck it. "That was not bad, would you like to try?"
"Hell yes!", answered the friend and stuck his head through the fence.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
